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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4276858" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong> The 100 Rules Of Porn Movies</strong></p><p><strong>( PART 4 )</strong></p><p></p><p>76. Never get married if you are not prepared to have your wife cheat on you with</p><p>another man, unless you yourself are willing to help her.</p><p></p><p>77. It is common practice for the groom's father and brothers to "break in" his</p><p>future wife, usually on the wedding day and almost always minutes or at</p><p>most hours before the ceremony.</p><p></p><p>78. When two couples swap partners for a</p><p>night, both wives prefer sex with the other woman's husband over their own.</p><p></p><p>79. A woman who has refused to swallow her husband's sperm for 15</p><p>years will suddenly find herself overcome with the desire to do it for</p><p>another man who she just met.</p><p></p><p>80. When a woman wants to have an affair,</p><p>she immediately becomes very undiscerning and never worries that the</p><p>person she finds in the bar and fucks minutes after meeting him might</p><p>have a sexually transmitted disease.</p><p></p><p>81. Only married women looking to</p><p>cheat on their husband go to bars.</p><p></p><p>82. Only horny young guys who are</p><p>looking for married women are there to pick them up.</p><p></p><p>83. If a guy is</p><p>lucky enough to peep at a woman through a small opening (keyhole, hole</p><p>in wall, gap between window shade and window sill), he will be treated to</p><p>a full-blown peep show as the woman strips and masturbates.</p><p></p><p>84. If the girl notices the man peeping at her, she will smile and continue her</p><p>strip-and-masturbation routine for him.</p><p></p><p>85. If the man and the woman are</p><p>in locations physically close to each other (adjoining rooms, for</p><p>instance), she will then burst into his room and force him to confess.</p><p></p><p>86. She will then fuck him.</p><p></p><p>87. If the wife walks in while the father is</p><p>fucking his 16-year-old daughter, she will not get mad.</p><p></p><p>88. Instead she'll drops all her clothes and participate.</p><p></p><p>89. When mum/sis/aunt</p><p>accidentally walks in on her masturbating 16-year-old</p><p>son/brother/nephew, she knows it's time to teach him about sex.</p><p></p><p>90. She then calls him into her room.</p><p></p><p>91. She then asks him questions about his</p><p>virginity.</p><p></p><p>92. She then fucks him.</p><p></p><p>93. It never crosses mum's mind that</p><p>screwing her son is going to cause him problems in the future.</p><p></p><p>94. It's always her way of "looking out for him" or "getting him ready."</p><p></p><p>95. When a woman first tastes cum, she immediately loves the taste.</p><p></p><p>96. Pizza delivery boys are the fourth luckiest people on the face of the earth.</p><p></p><p>97. Hospital patients are the fifth luckiest people on the face of the</p><p>earth.</p><p></p><p>98. If a big dog is mentioned in a story (even one that isn't</p><p>specifically "beastiality"), that dog will end up having sex with a</p><p>human female.</p><p></p><p>99. Horses are incredibly aroused by naked human females.</p><p></p><p>100. So are dogs.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4276858, member: 14320"] [B] The 100 Rules Of Porn Movies ( PART 4 )[/B] 76. Never get married if you are not prepared to have your wife cheat on you with another man, unless you yourself are willing to help her. 77. It is common practice for the groom's father and brothers to "break in" his future wife, usually on the wedding day and almost always minutes or at most hours before the ceremony. 78. When two couples swap partners for a night, both wives prefer sex with the other woman's husband over their own. 79. A woman who has refused to swallow her husband's sperm for 15 years will suddenly find herself overcome with the desire to do it for another man who she just met. 80. When a woman wants to have an affair, she immediately becomes very undiscerning and never worries that the person she finds in the bar and fucks minutes after meeting him might have a sexually transmitted disease. 81. Only married women looking to cheat on their husband go to bars. 82. Only horny young guys who are looking for married women are there to pick them up. 83. If a guy is lucky enough to peep at a woman through a small opening (keyhole, hole in wall, gap between window shade and window sill), he will be treated to a full-blown peep show as the woman strips and masturbates. 84. If the girl notices the man peeping at her, she will smile and continue her strip-and-masturbation routine for him. 85. If the man and the woman are in locations physically close to each other (adjoining rooms, for instance), she will then burst into his room and force him to confess. 86. She will then fuck him. 87. If the wife walks in while the father is fucking his 16-year-old daughter, she will not get mad. 88. Instead she'll drops all her clothes and participate. 89. When mum/sis/aunt accidentally walks in on her masturbating 16-year-old son/brother/nephew, she knows it's time to teach him about sex. 90. She then calls him into her room. 91. She then asks him questions about his virginity. 92. She then fucks him. 93. It never crosses mum's mind that screwing her son is going to cause him problems in the future. 94. It's always her way of "looking out for him" or "getting him ready." 95. When a woman first tastes cum, she immediately loves the taste. 96. Pizza delivery boys are the fourth luckiest people on the face of the earth. 97. Hospital patients are the fifth luckiest people on the face of the earth. 98. If a big dog is mentioned in a story (even one that isn't specifically "beastiality"), that dog will end up having sex with a human female. 99. Horses are incredibly aroused by naked human females. 100. So are dogs. [/QUOTE]
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