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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4274340" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">A SOLDIER'S LETTER</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A SOLDIER RECEIVED A LETTER FROM HIS GIRLFRIEND, BUT HE COULDN'T SHOW</p><p>IT TO HIS FRIENDS, BECAUSE SHE SIGNED IT "MOTHER," AND THIS IS WHAT SHE</p><p>WROTE:</p><p></p><p>M- IS FOR THE MANY TIMES WE DID IT.</p><p>O- IS FOR THE OTHER TIMES WE TRIED.</p><p>T- IS FOR THE TERRIFIC TIMES WE HAVE.</p><p>H- IS FOR THE HOTEL WE WENT TO.</p><p>E- IS FOR THE EASY WAY WE WENT.</p><p>R- IS FOR THE RHYTHM WE HAD.</p><p></p><p>THAT SPELLS "MOTHER" -- WHAT I'M GOING TO BE IN 9 MONTHS.</p><p></p><p>HE WROTE BACK AND THIS IS WHAT HE SAID:</p><p>F- IS FOR THE FUCKED UP LETTER YOU SENT ME.</p><p>A- IS FOR THE ASS YOU ARE.</p><p>T- IS FOR THE TROUBLE YOUR IN.</p><p>H- IS FOR THE HOE YOU REALLY ARE.</p><p>E- IS FOR THE EASY WAY YOU GAVE IT UP.</p><p>R- IS FOR THE ROMANCE WE NEVER HAD.</p><p></p><p>AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M THE FATHER</p><p></p><p>THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF THE BABY:</p><p>B- IS FOR THE BABY WITHOUT A FATHER.</p><p>A- IS FOR THE ABORTION YOU BETTER GET.</p><p>B- IS FOR THE BASTARD HE OR SHE WILL BE.</p><p>Y- IS FOR THE "YES" WHEN YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID "NO."</p><p></p><p>SHE REALIZED THAT SHE FORGOT A FEW THINGS IN THE FIRST LETTER</p><p>SO SHE WROTE THE DICKLESS WONDER BACK AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAID:</p><p>B- IS FOR THE BEEF YOU HAD WITH ME.</p><p>E- IS FOR THE EATING YOU DID.</p><p>S- IS FOR THE GOOD PUSSY YOU SUCKED.</p><p>T- IS FOR THE TIMES I GOT YOU HARD.</p><p>F- IS FOR THE FUNNY MADE DICK YOU HAVE.</p><p>R- IS THE RASH ON YOUR ASS.</p><p>I- IS FOR THE INTERCOURSE THAT WAS BORING.</p><p>E- IS FOR THE ENERGY FOR YOU TO CUM.</p><p>N- IS FOR THE NASTY ASS DOG YOU ARE.</p><p>D- IS FOR THE DAD YOUR GOING TO BE.</p><p></p><p>AND THAT SPELLS "BESTFRIEND" -- WHO I WAS FUKIN' WHILE YOU WERE AWAY.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">==================</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q: Why do blondes take the pill?</p><p>A: So they know what day of the week it is.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?</p><p>A: Because that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do blondes like lightning?</p><p>A: They think someone is taking their picture.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4274340, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]A SOLDIER'S LETTER[/COLOR][/B] A SOLDIER RECEIVED A LETTER FROM HIS GIRLFRIEND, BUT HE COULDN'T SHOW IT TO HIS FRIENDS, BECAUSE SHE SIGNED IT "MOTHER," AND THIS IS WHAT SHE WROTE: M- IS FOR THE MANY TIMES WE DID IT. O- IS FOR THE OTHER TIMES WE TRIED. T- IS FOR THE TERRIFIC TIMES WE HAVE. H- IS FOR THE HOTEL WE WENT TO. E- IS FOR THE EASY WAY WE WENT. R- IS FOR THE RHYTHM WE HAD. THAT SPELLS "MOTHER" -- WHAT I'M GOING TO BE IN 9 MONTHS. HE WROTE BACK AND THIS IS WHAT HE SAID: F- IS FOR THE FUCKED UP LETTER YOU SENT ME. A- IS FOR THE ASS YOU ARE. T- IS FOR THE TROUBLE YOUR IN. H- IS FOR THE HOE YOU REALLY ARE. E- IS FOR THE EASY WAY YOU GAVE IT UP. R- IS FOR THE ROMANCE WE NEVER HAD. AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M THE FATHER THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF THE BABY: B- IS FOR THE BABY WITHOUT A FATHER. A- IS FOR THE ABORTION YOU BETTER GET. B- IS FOR THE BASTARD HE OR SHE WILL BE. Y- IS FOR THE "YES" WHEN YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID "NO." SHE REALIZED THAT SHE FORGOT A FEW THINGS IN THE FIRST LETTER SO SHE WROTE THE DICKLESS WONDER BACK AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAID: B- IS FOR THE BEEF YOU HAD WITH ME. E- IS FOR THE EATING YOU DID. S- IS FOR THE GOOD PUSSY YOU SUCKED. T- IS FOR THE TIMES I GOT YOU HARD. F- IS FOR THE FUNNY MADE DICK YOU HAVE. R- IS THE RASH ON YOUR ASS. I- IS FOR THE INTERCOURSE THAT WAS BORING. E- IS FOR THE ENERGY FOR YOU TO CUM. N- IS FOR THE NASTY ASS DOG YOU ARE. D- IS FOR THE DAD YOUR GOING TO BE. AND THAT SPELLS "BESTFRIEND" -- WHO I WAS FUKIN' WHILE YOU WERE AWAY. [B][COLOR="Red"]==================[/COLOR][/B] Q: Why do blondes take the pill? A: So they know what day of the week it is. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables. Q: Why do blondes like lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture. [/QUOTE]
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