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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4272974" data-attributes="member: 14320">"Gladys!" Bill yelled from his bed. "I'm real crook. Give the veta call, will ya.""The vet?" Gladys asked. "You mean a doctor, don't you?""Nah," Bill said. "I want a vet. I work like a horse, I live likea pig and I have to sleep with a stupid cow."=====Singa song of syphilis,a fanny fulla crabsFour and twenty blackheads, twice as many scabsWhen the scabs pop open, heads began to singWasn't that a dirty cunt, to stick your penis in.=====One day Little Johnny walked in on his parents doing it and asked whatthey were doing.His parents' reply was that they were making fish sticks. So LittleJohnny left it at that.A few nights later Little Johnny walks in on them again, and this timehe asks, "Are you making fish sticks again?"The parents both reply "yes"Little Johnny remarks, "Well, mom, you have a little tartar sauce onyour mouth."=====Q. What do vampires use as snack crackers?A. Scabs.Q. Why do women enjoy giving blow jobs?A. They know it's about the only time that they can get anythingstraight in their heads.Q. Why do men fart louder than woman?A. Woman can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure.=====John sat glumly all evening eyeing his wife suspiciously.Finally, he blurted, "Linda, admit it. You've been sucking off the dog!""What?!" she shouted. "How can you say such a thing?""I've been watching you two, John answered, every time you yawn, he gets a hard-on!"</blockquote>

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