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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4269636" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Horsefly And An ElephantA horsefly kept biting an elephant near her tail. She kept swingingher trunk, but he was far out of reach.A little sparrow observed this and flew down and snipped thehorsefly in half."Oh, thank you!" said the elephant. "Listen, if there's anything Ican ever do for you, don't hesitate to ask."The sparrow paused. "Well, ma'am -," he said."What is it," said the elephant. "You needn't be shy with me.""Well," said the sparrow, "the truth is that all my life I wonderedhow it would feel to fuck an elephant.""Go right ahead," said the elephant. "Be my guest!"The sparrow began to fuck away. Up above them, a monkey got veryexcited and started to masturbate.This shook a coconut loose and it hit the elephant smack on thehead."Ouch!" said the elephant.The sparrow looked over from behind and said, "Am I hurting you,dear?"___________An 18-year-old young woman arrived home very late from a firstdate with a guy. Her angry mother asked her "where the hell"she'd been all night."Mom, I'm an adult now," said the woman, "and I think I am inlove!""What do you mean?" queried the concerned mother. "It was onlyyour first date with the guy!""Yeah," replied the daughter, "but I sucked his dick and then hefucked me in the ass!""That's not LOVE, my daughter," replied mother. "That's LUST!""Then what's love?" asked daughter.Mother explained, "When you get fucked in the ass first and thensuck his dick, that's love!"</blockquote>

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