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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4267891" data-attributes="member: 14320">Married LifeSid and Sheri were having some problems at home and were giving each other the "silent treatment."But then Sid realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 amfor an early morning drive with some pals to a golf match.Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and so lose the "war"), he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 am."The next morning, Sid woke up, only to discover it was 7:00 amand that his friends would have left for the golf course without him.Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakenedhim when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.The paper said, "It's 5:00am. Wake up."Men simply are not equipped for these kinds of contests(((((When I was just a little girl, I used to like to sing,and with my finger play with my little thingBut now that I've grow up, my finger has lost it's charm,and to satisfy my needs, I need half a fucking arm.(((((A Polish girl went to the gynaecologist. She disrobed andgot up into the stirrups. The doctor was so shocked at theneglectful state of her vagina he asked,"When was the last time you had a check-up?""Well, to be honest with you," she blushed,"I've never had a Czech up there, but I have had severalHungarians."(((((Jill goes to her Gynecologist complaining of pain during intercourse."Every time I do it doggy style, it hurts terribly!" she exclaims.The doctor queries, "Why don't you use the missionary position?""I would...but I can't stand the dog's breath in my face."</blockquote>

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