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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4263681" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Different types of pain</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Three women, while traveling in a train, are</p><p>discussing different types of pain.</p><p></p><p>The first woman says, "There is no pain like when you</p><p>suffer a fracture."</p><p></p><p>The second woman says, "That's nothing. Post-surgical</p><p>pain is the worst."</p><p></p><p>The third woman says, "I disagree. Pain during childbirth</p><p>is the severest."</p><p></p><p>An old man who is resting up on the top bunk overhears</p><p>this conversation and interrupts them.</p><p></p><p>"I don't think you three have ever experienced a swift</p><p>kick to the balls."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">ooooo</span></strong></p><p></p><p>THERE once was a girl from Mitchen</p><p>Who was scratching her twat in the kitchen.</p><p>Her mother said, "Rose, You’ve got crabs I suppose."</p><p>She said, "Yes and the fuckers are itchin’!"</p><p>There once was a lady named Dot</p><p>Who lived off of pig shit and snot</p><p>When she ran out of these</p><p>She ate the green cheese</p><p>That she grew on the sides of her twat</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">ooooo</span></strong></p><p></p><p>The Miranda Rights For New York City</p><p></p><p>1. You have the right to swing first. Anything you do can and</p><p>will lead to a broken fucking skull.</p><p></p><p>2. You have the right to have a priest and/or an EMT present</p><p>at the time of the skull breaking.</p><p></p><p>3. If you don't have a priest, one will be appointed free of</p><p>charge, to read you the last rites, you piece of shit.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4263681, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Different types of pain[/COLOR][/B] Three women, while traveling in a train, are discussing different types of pain. The first woman says, "There is no pain like when you suffer a fracture." The second woman says, "That's nothing. Post-surgical pain is the worst." The third woman says, "I disagree. Pain during childbirth is the severest." An old man who is resting up on the top bunk overhears this conversation and interrupts them. "I don't think you three have ever experienced a swift kick to the balls." [B][COLOR="Red"]ooooo[/COLOR][/B] THERE once was a girl from Mitchen Who was scratching her twat in the kitchen. Her mother said, "Rose, You’ve got crabs I suppose." She said, "Yes and the fuckers are itchin’!" There once was a lady named Dot Who lived off of pig shit and snot When she ran out of these She ate the green cheese That she grew on the sides of her twat [B][COLOR="Red"]ooooo[/COLOR][/B] The Miranda Rights For New York City 1. You have the right to swing first. Anything you do can and will lead to a broken fucking skull. 2. You have the right to have a priest and/or an EMT present at the time of the skull breaking. 3. If you don't have a priest, one will be appointed free of charge, to read you the last rites, you piece of shit. [/QUOTE]
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