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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4263025" data-attributes="member: 14320">Lost An ArmThere was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident.He became very depressed because he had loved to play guitarand a lot of things that took two arms. One day he had had it.He decided to commit suicide.He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off.He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skippingalong, whistling and kicking up his heels.He looked closer and saw this man didn't have any arms at all.He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself,I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with noarms skipping down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life.He hurried down and caught the man with no arms. He told him how gladhe was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt uglyand useless and was going to kill himself.He thanked him again for saving his life and he knew he could make itwith one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up hisheels again. He asked, "Why are you so happy anyway? "He said, "I'm NOT happy; my ass itches."YYYYY"I'm afraid I have some bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying,and you don't have much time left.""Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?""Ten........," the doctor's voice trailed off."'Ten?' the man asks. "Ten what? Years? Months? Weeks? What?""Nine.......,"YYYYYQ: What did one pedophile say to the other?A: Have you got two fives for a ten?Q: Why are faggots such pricks?A: You are what you eat.</blockquote>

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