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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4262095" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Blow- Up DollThe manager of a prosperous whorehouse in Warsaw one night found to hisdismay that he was short of girls for the evening's entertainment.Thinking quickly, he dashed out and bought several blow-up dolls,figuring that, given his average clientele, no one would know thedifference.Soon he ushered a customer into a room that housed one of the newlovelies, assuring him that he was in for an especially good time. Whenthe customer came out of the room a little while later, the manager waswaiting eagerly in the hallway.He winked at him and asked, "Well? How'd you like her?""I don't know what happened," said the customer, shaking his head."I bit her on the tit, she farted, and flew out the window."*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸, *¤º°`°º¤* ,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*Once upon a time in China lived two men whose names were I KUMand NO KUM. NO KUM was married to a young and very pretty girl namedNO KUM TU, while I KUM was single.One night I KUM went to see his friend NO KUM. Upon arriving atNO KUM'S home, I KUM found out that NO KUM was not at home.NO KUM'S wife NO KUM TU invited I KUM to stay the night with her.That night NO KUM TU came which gave I KUM great pleasure asI KUM came too. After a time NO KUM found out that he was going to be a father,but NO KUM didn't know how come. When the little child was born,NO KUM named him HOW KUM YOU KUM.But NO KUM TU and I KUM know how come, HOW KUM YOU KUM came.Until this day NO KUM doesn't know how come, HOW KUM YOU KUM came.</blockquote>

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