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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4261676" data-attributes="member: 14320"> Why Vibrators Are Better Than Men......*It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied.*Vibrators don't prematurely ejaculate.*A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating."*They don't get tired after the first time.*You never have to lie to a vibrator by saying it was good or ...that you had an orgasm.*Vibrators never go limp and rubbery,you simply replacethe batteries when it tires.*Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!!*You can throw them in a drawer and only take them out when you want to!*Vibrators don't hog the remote ... Nor the computer!!*We can get a bigger one or one that has better optionswhenever you want without being called a slut.*Position is your choice, not his.*You don't have to suck it.*It always is hard.*It doesn't leave a mess behind.*You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it.*It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs.*It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.*You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.*You don't have to cook it breakfast and pretend to beinterested in it the next morning.*They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if youare in the mood.*They never drink too much and embarrass you.*You don't have to tell the vibrator he's the best you ever had!*Safe sex without a rubber*Vibrators do what you want them to do at ALL times!*Vibrators are portable so you can do it any time, any where you want!!*They never ask how they were.*They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.*You don't have to stroke its ego.*They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another get-go.*It doesn't leave a wet spot.*It doesn't require "a little lip action"to get hard.*It has no problem finding the "g spot."*You know exactly where its been.*Vibrators don't care if you get crumbs in the bed.*Vibrators don't get jealous if you have 2 or more.</blockquote>

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