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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4257729" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Horny Old GeezerOne night, a horny old geezer decides to get himself a hooker.Since the man doesn't have much money, he looks for the cheapest whore in the nearest Red Light District.A short while later, he finds what he's looking for and spends $10 for oral sex and intercourse.The next morning the old geezer wakes up and discovers he has crabs.So, he gets dressed and heads down to where he had been the night before.He notices the same hooker on the street corner, so he marches over to her and says, "Hey, lady, you gave me crabs!"The hooker replies, "Hey, old man, what did you expect for $10? Lobster?"zzzzzYou know how your Mommy used to kiss you good night?Think about it . . . she might have just finished giving Daddy a blow job . . .Yo' mama's so fat that after I fucked her I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch.Boy says to his father: "Dad, can I have twenty bucks for a blow job?""I don't know. Are you any good?"zzzzzTwo elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, '"Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid."</blockquote>

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