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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4253880" data-attributes="member: 14320">Proctologist's ExamA gay man went into the proctologist's office for his firstinternal exam.The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination roomand that he would be with him in just a few minutes. Whenthe gay man sat down and began observing the tools, he noticedthere were 3 items on a stand next to the doctor's desk.1. A tube of K-Y jelly2. A rubber glove3. A beerWhen the doctor finally came in, the gay man said "Look Doc,I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what theK-Y Jelly is for, and I know what the glove is for, but canyou tell me what the BEER is for?At that the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed overto the door.The doc flung the door open and yelled to his nurse, "Dammit,I said A BUTT LIGHT!"______________Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!"To which the first replies, "Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"___________Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It's called Blonde. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy!___________What is the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A Rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do," and a blonde says "any cock'll-do!"___________A young blonde woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms.He replies, "Yes we do. What size would you like?"The blonde responds, "Oh, just mix them up, I am not going steady with anyone right now."</blockquote>

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