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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4251696" data-attributes="member: 14320">BleedingAround lunchtime Sheryl left school and headed for home, crying becauseher first period had started and she had no idea what it was.The girl's teacher was reluctant to get involved, so she suggestedSheryl talk to her mom.She was walking home when she ran into little Johnny."Why are you crying? Asked little Johnny."I'm crying because I'm bleeding," she replied."Give me a look," said little Johnny.She lifted her skirt and showed him."Fuc*in' hell!" said little Johnny. "No wonder you're bleeding somebastard's cut off your cock!"=======A policeman cruising past a bar after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out front. He goes around the back of the pub only to find two bikers, one with his fingers up the ass of the other."So, what's going on here?" the cop asks.The biker replies, "My mate here has had too much to drink and I'm trying to make him vomit."The cop says, "I think you should be sticking your fingers down his THROAT!"The biker replies, "That's what I'm going to do next!"=======Why don't Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife?Under the vacuum cleaner.=======A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her totake a swing at a ball to see how she'd do.The blonde did so and completely duffed the shot.The pro said "Your swing is good but you're gripping the club toohard grip the club gently as you would your husband's penis.".The blonde took another shot and nailed the ball 275 yardsstraight down the fairway.The pro said "That was excellent!! Let's try it again, only thistime take the club out of your mouth."</blockquote>

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