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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4237147" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>When the milkman found a note on one of his customer's</p><p>door asking for 16 gallons instead of the usual quart,</p><p>he rang the bell.</p><p>Sorry to bother you, ma'am," he said, "but are you sure</p><p>you want sixteen gallons of milk today?"</p><p>Oh, yes," said the lady of the house. "I'm going to take</p><p>a milk bath."</p><p>Do you want it pasteurized?"</p><p>No, just up to my tits would be fine."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">lllll</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Finding his wife in bed with another man, the dismayed</p><p>husband cried out, "Jan what are you doing?"</p><p>Turning to her lover, the wife frowned and said,</p><p>"Didn't I tell you he was a fucking idiot?"</p><p></p><p>Why do blondes wear tampons?</p><p>Because crabs like Bungie Jumping too.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's a queers favorite dish in a Chinese restaurant?</p><p>A. Cream of Sum Yung Guy.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the definition of "hell on earth?"</p><p>A. A blind lesbian in a fish store.</p><p></p><p>Q. What did the lesbian bumper sticker say?</p><p>A. "Save a tree. Eat a beaver."</p><p></p><p>Q. What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?</p><p>A. Fur Traders</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">lllll</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the Deep South. </p><p>He got a ride from a mean-looking trucker.</p><p>After riding about 30 miles in silence the youth finally said,</p><p>"Well, aren't you going to ask me?" </p><p></p><p>"Ask you what?" replied the trucker. </p><p>"If I'm a boy or a girl..." answered the youth. </p><p></p><p>"Don't matter," replied the trucker, "I’m gonna fuck ya anyway</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4237147, member: 14320"] When the milkman found a note on one of his customer's door asking for 16 gallons instead of the usual quart, he rang the bell. Sorry to bother you, ma'am," he said, "but are you sure you want sixteen gallons of milk today?" Oh, yes," said the lady of the house. "I'm going to take a milk bath." Do you want it pasteurized?" No, just up to my tits would be fine." [B][COLOR="Red"]lllll[/COLOR][/B] Finding his wife in bed with another man, the dismayed husband cried out, "Jan what are you doing?" Turning to her lover, the wife frowned and said, "Didn't I tell you he was a fucking idiot?" Why do blondes wear tampons? Because crabs like Bungie Jumping too. Q. What's a queers favorite dish in a Chinese restaurant? A. Cream of Sum Yung Guy. Q. What's the definition of "hell on earth?" A. A blind lesbian in a fish store. Q. What did the lesbian bumper sticker say? A. "Save a tree. Eat a beaver." Q. What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? A. Fur Traders [B][COLOR="Red"]lllll[/COLOR][/B] A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the Deep South. He got a ride from a mean-looking trucker. After riding about 30 miles in silence the youth finally said, "Well, aren't you going to ask me?" "Ask you what?" replied the trucker. "If I'm a boy or a girl..." answered the youth. "Don't matter," replied the trucker, "I’m gonna fuck ya anyway [/QUOTE]
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