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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4232514" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Creation Of The pussy ...Seven wise men with the knowledge so fine,created a pussy to their design.First was a butcher, with smart wit,using a knife, he gave it a slit.Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.Third was a tailor, tall and thin,by using red velvet, he lined it within.Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,threw in a fish and gave it a smell.Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,he touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,he sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.---------Q: How do you get your wife to scream while you are having an orgasm?A: Call her and tell her where you are.There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's.Q. Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow?A. So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.What’s the best thing about a blow job?Five minutes of peace and quiet.---------DEAR MADAM:THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OURSEX TOYS WEBSITE.YOU'VE REQUESTED THE LARGE RED VIBRATOR ASFEATURED ON OUR WALL DISPLAY.PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM.THAT'S OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER.</blockquote>

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