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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4225489" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Cowboy Enters A Saloon....A cowboy arrives in a little town, enters the saloon and screams, "I want a woman, I want a fuck!""Welcome." says the owner, "We have Rosy the Red who fucks like three witches for only $30!""She's wonderful!" replied the cowboy, "But I don't have that much money!""No problem." said the owner, "For $20, Blondie the Blonde sucks your cock out of your underwear!""She's real pretty," replied the cowboy, "But I don't have that much money!""No problem sir!" said the owner, "For $10 Terry the Terrible will keep your cock in her hand til the mornin!""She's nice," replied the cowboy, "But I don't hav......""How much fucking money do you have then?" screamed the owner."Errrrr," whispered the cowboy, "25 cents!""All right then," gasped the owner, "Go upstairs to room 22!"The cowboy runs upstairs, opens the door of room 22, and on the bed sees a nice young girl lying with her legs wide open. He jumps on her and begins fucking. After ten minutes he goes downstairs and says to the owner, "I... I think I have a problem!""What about?" replied the owner."Well," said the cowboy, "You know the young lady in room 22.....I was having fun with her and suddenly she turned her face and threw up a load of white mess!""Oh shit!" screamed the owner, "Someone go and change the corpse in room 22, it's full again!"=======Two prostitutes were talking. The first one said, "Last night I made $500 and I feel like a bottle of champagne!""Well," said the other whore, "Last night I made $5000 and I feel like a pot of glue!"=======A prostitute had a slow night and decided to catch a cab home. When she got home she told the cabbie that she had no money, then she lifted her skirt and said, "Take it outta that!"The cabbie turned round and said to the pro, "Haven't you got anything smaller?"</blockquote>

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