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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4224917" data-attributes="member: 14320">A PenguinA guy is walking down the street and he's really horny. So he goes to the first whorehouse he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out. The guy goes to the next brothel. But since he has only five dollars, they kick him out as well. By this time he is super horny, so he goes to the next brothel and says, "Look, I only have five dollars. I'm really horny and I need a blow job!"The manager takes pity on him and says, "OK, for five dollars I can give you a penguin!""What's a penguin?" he asks.The manager grins, "You'll find out!"He takes the five dollars and leads the horny man into a bedroom. The horny guy unzips his pants and waits for the penguin. Soon a whore comes in and starts giving the guy a really hot blow job. Just as he is about to come, she stops and walks away. The horny guy waddles after her with his pants around his ankles, shouting,"HEY! WHAT THE FUCK IS A PENGUIN?!"------------Two prostitutes were talking about how rough times were.One said, "You know, times are so bad that I did a trick last night for five measly bucks, just so I had the taxi fare home!""Huh," replied the other slag, "I gave away a blowjob last night just to get something warm in my stomach!"-------------A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms. When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair. The man shouted, "What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there!""What do you want to do?" replied the hooker, "Knit or fuck?"</blockquote>

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