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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4223520" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"> Heart To Heart</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Martha was having a heart to heart talk with her mom</p><p>on her first visit</p><p>home since heading off to college.</p><p>"Mom, I have to tell you, I lost my virginity."</p><p>"Well, hon, I'm not surprised," consoled her mother.</p><p>"It was bound to</p><p>happen sooner or later. I just hope it was a romantic</p><p>and pleasurable</p><p>experience."</p><p>"Well, yes, and no."</p><p>"What do you mean?"</p><p>"The first twelve guys felt great, but after them, my</p><p>pussy got real sore."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">88888</span></strong></p><p></p><p>One day an 85-year-old man is taking a stroll around his hometown, which</p><p>he has lived in for his whole life. As he sees the landmarks, homes, and</p><p>streets from his youth, he starts reminiscing....</p><p></p><p>"I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25. I worked hard on</p><p>that. But people won't call you 'the bridge builder' if you do that</p><p>here. No, no, they don't!"</p><p></p><p>"I remember building that house over there when I was 30. But people</p><p>won't call you 'the house builder' if you do that. No, no they don't!"</p><p></p><p>"I remember building that tavern that I still lounge at when I was 35.</p><p>If you do that people won't call you 'the tavern builder' either. They</p><p>sure won't!"</p><p></p><p>"But if you fuck one goat......."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4223520, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"] Heart To Heart[/COLOR][/B] Martha was having a heart to heart talk with her mom on her first visit home since heading off to college. "Mom, I have to tell you, I lost my virginity." "Well, hon, I'm not surprised," consoled her mother. "It was bound to happen sooner or later. I just hope it was a romantic and pleasurable experience." "Well, yes, and no." "What do you mean?" "The first twelve guys felt great, but after them, my pussy got real sore." [B][COLOR="Red"]88888[/COLOR][/B] One day an 85-year-old man is taking a stroll around his hometown, which he has lived in for his whole life. As he sees the landmarks, homes, and streets from his youth, he starts reminiscing.... "I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25. I worked hard on that. But people won't call you 'the bridge builder' if you do that here. No, no, they don't!" "I remember building that house over there when I was 30. But people won't call you 'the house builder' if you do that. No, no they don't!" "I remember building that tavern that I still lounge at when I was 35. If you do that people won't call you 'the tavern builder' either. They sure won't!" "But if you fuck one goat......." [/QUOTE]
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