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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4223107" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Top 10 Clever Things To Say To Convince Your Lover To Go Down On You~*~ "If I eat a lot of sugar first, it'll be just like those CadburyCreme Eggs that you like so much."~*~ "Honey, I was thinking: you know how you like fresh salmon andsteamed clams?"~*~ "No, I swear, Honey, the TV remote is in there somewhere. Just keeplooking."~*~ "So, twenty bucks then?"~*~ "No honey, that's not moss growing out of my navel -- it'smistletoe!"~*~ "With my thighs covering your ears, you won't have to listen toOprah."~*~ "Honey, try this and tell me if it tastes funny to you..."~*~ "At work today Brad Johnson said *his* wife could out-blow *my*wife! Can you imagine?!?"~*~ "Look, do you want that raise or not?"~*~ "The Taliban has outlawed it -- it's your patriotic duty, dammit!"YOU MIGHT BE A FARMER IF...1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customerappreciation suppers, and vacations.3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hosebefore your wife would let you in the house.4. You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.5. You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbiciderate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recallyour wife's birthday.6. You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.7. You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors crops.8. You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes inyour driveway.9. You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.10. You've used the same knife to make bull calves into steers, andpeel apples.</blockquote>

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