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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4221228" data-attributes="member: 14320">Students Tell A Brief StoryThe new school year started and the grade school teacher wanted some students to tell a brief story about summer vacation. Several students eagerly raised their hands including Little Johnny.The teacher asked Alice to tell a story. "We took a trip to the Grand Canyon during vacation," Alice said. "We rode donkeys down a steep trail to the bottom of the canyon, it was fun."The teacher asked for another volunteer and several students eagerly raised their hands including Little Johnny. She was afraid to call on Little Johnny because he swore a lot last year.The teacher chose Fred to tell a story. "My Dad and I went on a fishing trip way out in the country. We stopped at a small pond; I cast my lure into the pond and caught the biggest trout we'd ever seen! We started a campfire and cooked the trout, it was great!" Fred reported."That nice Fred, now how about another volunteer." Several students were waving their hands. The teacher felt sorry for Little Johnny and decided to give him another chance."My Dad and I went on a deer hunting trip. We saw a huge 18 point buck in the field, my Dad aimed and shot it right in the asshole," Little Johnny said.The teacher was angry, "Little Johnny, you mean rectum," she said."Wrecked'im? You bet it wrecked'im, shot his balls clean off," answered Little Johnny. {}{}{}{}{}Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.Lady 1: 'What's that?' Lady 2: 'A condom.'Lady 1: 'Where'd you get it?'Lady 2: 'You can get them at any drugstore.'The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a package of condoms. The guy looks at her skin of strangely (she is, after all, in her 80s), but politely asks what brand she prefers. Doesn't matter, she replies, "As long as it fits a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.</blockquote>

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