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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4219880" data-attributes="member: 14320">The EarringA man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker, Morris is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings.""Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," Morris replies sheepishly."So, really? How long have you been wearing one?""Ever since my wife found it in our bed."88888Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?A: Humpme Dumpme.Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they vaporlock HOW DO U TURN YOUR DISHWASHER INTO A SNOWBLOWER?BUY THE BITCH A SHOVEL!Why did God create women?To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?The swallow.How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?Phone her.Why do women fake orgasms?Because they think men care.Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex?Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.88888One day a women walks into work in a short skirt. As she’s walking to her desk she gets stopped by a co-worker, who says, "Your hair smells really nice today." She grimaces and stomps into her manager’s office. She says, "I want to file a sexual harassment complaint!" and then relates what happened. The manager says, "What’s wrong with him complimenting how your hair smells?" Furious, she snarls, "He’s a midget!"</blockquote>

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