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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4215024" data-attributes="member: 14320">For Those who Reed and RightWe'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,yet the plural of moose should never be meese.You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.If the plural of man is always called men,why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, whyshouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?Then one may be that, and three would be those,yet hat in the plural would never be hose,and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.We speak of a brother and also of brethren,but though we say mother, we never say methren.Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.Let's face! it! - English is a crazy language.There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple norpine in pineapple.English muffins weren't invented in England. We take English forgranted.But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can workslowly,boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor isit a pig.And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don'tgroce and hammers don't ham?Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one ofthem,what do you call it?If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English should becommitted to an asylum for the verbally insane.In what other language do people recite at a play and play at arecital?Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?Have noses that run and feet that smell?How can a slim chance and a fat chance be thesame, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which yourhouse can burn up as it burns down,in which you fill in a form by filling it out andin which an alarm goes off by going on.If Dad is Pop, how's come Mom isn't Mop?AUTHOR UNKNOWN or is it KNOTKNOWN? </blockquote>

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