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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4211875" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"> Funny Potpouri</span></strong></p><p></p><p>One morning, as his wife was preparing breakfast, Bob walked up behind her, pinched her butt, and said, "You know if you firmed this up, we could get rid of your girdle". She replied with a mean look. The next morning, Bob woke her up with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra". At this, she reached down, grabbed his penis, and said, "You know if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man, and your brother".</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">====================</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A woman was walking down the street when she was stopped by a man who was</p><p>carrying out a survey.</p><p>"Excuse me, Madam, we're doing a survey on peoples' attitudes towards sex."</p><p>"Really!" said the woman smiling.</p><p>"Could you please tell me what you think of sex on the television?"</p><p>"Well," replied the woman, "I think it's extremely uncomfortable,</p><p>especially when you've got a vase stuck up your ass"!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">====================</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A woman walked up to the bar and ordered a Guinness. As soon as she</p><p>had taken her first sip of the heavenly nectar she was distressed to see a</p><p>drunken, unkempt man sit down next to her.</p><p>"Say, honey-baby...I'd really like t'get into those pants o'yours."</p><p>Looking nonchalantly over her shoulder at him, she replied,</p><p>"Thanks, but I've already got an ass-hole in there." </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">====================</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There was an old Irish mick</p><p>whose cum was exceedingly thick</p><p>He could squeeze it out</p><p>And spray it about</p><p>But it stuck to the end of his dick.</p><p></p><p>There once was a whore on the dock</p><p>From dusk until dawn she sucked cock</p><p>'Til one day it's said</p><p>She gave so much head</p><p>She exploded and whitewashed the block</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4211875, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"] Funny Potpouri[/COLOR][/B] One morning, as his wife was preparing breakfast, Bob walked up behind her, pinched her butt, and said, "You know if you firmed this up, we could get rid of your girdle". She replied with a mean look. The next morning, Bob woke her up with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra". At this, she reached down, grabbed his penis, and said, "You know if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man, and your brother". [B][COLOR="Red"]====================[/COLOR][/B] A woman was walking down the street when she was stopped by a man who was carrying out a survey. "Excuse me, Madam, we're doing a survey on peoples' attitudes towards sex." "Really!" said the woman smiling. "Could you please tell me what you think of sex on the television?" "Well," replied the woman, "I think it's extremely uncomfortable, especially when you've got a vase stuck up your ass"! [B][COLOR="Red"]====================[/COLOR][/B] A woman walked up to the bar and ordered a Guinness. As soon as she had taken her first sip of the heavenly nectar she was distressed to see a drunken, unkempt man sit down next to her. "Say, honey-baby...I'd really like t'get into those pants o'yours." Looking nonchalantly over her shoulder at him, she replied, "Thanks, but I've already got an ass-hole in there." [B][COLOR="Red"]====================[/COLOR][/B] There was an old Irish mick whose cum was exceedingly thick He could squeeze it out And spray it about But it stuck to the end of his dick. There once was a whore on the dock From dusk until dawn she sucked cock 'Til one day it's said She gave so much head She exploded and whitewashed the block [/QUOTE]
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