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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4209632" data-attributes="member: 14320"> Things Prison Guards Hate ! Inmates who don't flush after eating Chili for lunch.Inmates who look like the sperm used to conceive them was 100%steroids.Coming up with two too many after a head count.Having to break up a gang bang in the shower.Being asked to be the bridesmaid when two inmates tie the knot.Recognizing the newest inmate as your proctologist.The fact that the inmates get more cable channels than you do at home.Having a new neighbor move in next door that looks wa-a-a-y tofamiliar.Being on a first name basis with a serial sex killer.Finding a hole in your glove after completing a body cavity search.Learning that your mother just announced her engagement to #93A44274.&&&The young lady received her bachelor's degree from Yale and her M.B.A. from Harvard. When she got her first job, her expectations were high, but three years without a promotion nearly destroyed her self confidence. She was about to quit when her father called her in and said, "You can't give up. Business isn't like school - you have to marshall every resource you have to get ahead. Go back to work and play to win."The woman went back to work, and a week later she got herself transferred to a new division. The results were startling. Three months after she started, she was named to a managerial position. Nine months later, she became a regional manager. And just six months after that, she stopped by her father's house one night and said, "Daddy, guess what. I was in my boss's office today when he told me, "Julie, I have a surprise for you. As of today, you're an assistant vice president."Her father exclaimed, "That's terrific. I hope you told him how grateful you were.""I tried to," she said, "But he doesn't like it when I try to talk with his dick in my mouth."</blockquote>

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