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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4208859" data-attributes="member: 14320">DEFINITIONSHormone ... The sounds a prostitute makes so you will think thatyou are a real good lay.Seersucker ... A person who blows clairvoyants.Trampoline ... A sexual lubricant popular with sluts.Douche ... A female duke.Nymphomaniac ... A man's term for a woman who wants to have sexmore often than he does.Arkansas Relative Humidity ... That's the sweat dripping off yourcousin's balls as he screws you.....Q. What's the worst thing about growing unemployment?A. It gets harder to fuck your girlfriend with her husband home.Q. What's the difference between revenge and sweet revenge?A. Rooting your enemy's wife and finding out she's a lousy lay......A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?"The father says, "they come from a hard-on."The little girl then asks her father, "where does a hard-on come from?"The father says, "little girls!".....This guy was on a hot date, and after well and truly fucking this sweet thing, she turned to the guy and said, "Wasn't it a bit presumptuous to think that I would let you fuck me on the first date?"To which the bloke responded, "Presumptuous? Now that's a big word for a 7 year old!".....What's the definition of gross?When you open your refrigerator and your rump-roast farts at you.Mummy, Mummy, when will we have this nice yellow pudding again?Shut up son, you know that your grandma's cured from her yeast infection!In days of old, when knights were bold,And girls were quite particular.They would put them up against the wall,And fuck them perpendicular.THERE was a young man from Cape Hornwho wished he had never been bornHe wouldn’t have beenIf his father had seenThat the end of his condom was torn!</blockquote>

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