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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4206403" data-attributes="member: 14320">"I'm Sick"!The company hires a new man. He was supposed to start work on a Monday, but instead of showing up, he calls his boss. "I'm sick," he says. Boss excuses him.Man shows up Tuesday morning and works throughout the week, greatly impressing everyone with his diligence and ability.The next Monday, he once again calls his boss. "I'm sick," he says. Boss reluctantly excuses him, but notices that this is the second Monday in a row.Once again, the man shows up Tuesday morning and works throughout the week, even faster and better than the previous week.The following Monday, he calls his boss again. "I'm sick." Boss excuses him, but decides to call the man to task on Tuesday.Tuesday comes and as soon as the man shows up, the boss calls him into his office."What gives?" asks the boss. "I can see you're a hard worker, but you've only been here three weeks and you've called in sick every Monday."Man says, "Well, my sister is in a bad marriage and I go over to console her every Monday morning before work. One thing leads to another and we end up making love all day long.""Your sister!?!" says the boss. "That's disgusting!"Man says, "I *told* you I was sick."==========A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."</blockquote>

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