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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4205880" data-attributes="member: 14320">Animal JokesA worried voice on the doctors telephone declared, "A mouse has run up my wife's pussy, doctor!"The doctor replied "I'll be over in 10 minutes. In the meantime try waving a piece of cheese between her legs."When the doctor arrived at the house, he goes up to the bedroom and finds a frantic woman, legs spread wide open, her husband waving a can of tuna fish over her pussy hole. The doctor cried, "Idiot, I said to use cheese!"The man retorted,"I know that, you fool........but I have to get the cat out first!"+++++One day in the forest a rabbit and a bear were talking when the rabbit said, "Gosh, I feel like taking a shit!""Me too," said the bear, "Do you have any problem with shit sticking to your fur?""No." replied the rabbit."Good!" replied the bear. So he picked up the rabbit and wiped his arse with him! +++++What's the difference between meat and fish?If you beat your fish it will die!What do you call skunks having oral sex?Odor eaters!What do elephants use as tampons?Sheep!What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?Sparky!What did one lesbian frog say to the other?"You know, we do taste like chicken!"+++++Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods one day, on her way to grandmas house, when suddenly the big bad wolf jumped out from behind a wall. "Ah-ha," said the wolf, "Now I've got you and I'm gonna eat you!""Eat, Eat, Eat," said Little Red Riding Hood, "Damn it, doesn't anybody fuck anymore?"+++++A woman complained to her vet that her mongrel dog would start to fuck her every time he came into the house."Is there anything you can do?" she asked."Well," The vet said, "We could cut his balls off to cut his sex drive down.""Oh no," the woman replied, "that seems a bit rough. Couldn't you just clip his nails and do something about his bad breath?"</blockquote>

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