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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4203819" data-attributes="member: 14320">Naughty Funnies She said "Give me eight inches and make me bleed!"So I fucked her four times with my two inch dick and punched her in the nose.She said, "Give me eight inches and make me moan!"So I fucked her four times with my two inch dick and kicked her in the guts.She said, "Give me eight inches and make my head explode!"So I fucked her four times with my two inch dick and blew her fuckinghead off with my shotgun!She didn't ask me for sex after that, but it's allot better, thanks.=======================================EXTRA LARGE CONDOMSA woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells extralarge condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someonedoes?"=======================================FOR MY PEOPLEFour men-an East Indian, a Jamaican, a Native American, and a whiteman-gathered at the top of a 30-story building.The East Indian said, "This is for my people," and jumped off.The Jamaican said, "This is for my people," and jumped off.The Native American said, "This is for my people," and pushed the white manoff.====================================In order to save on vacation costs, two secretaries are rooming together.On the first night Jill turns to her friend, puts her hand on her shoulder, and says,"There's something I've been meaning to tell you about myself. I'll be frank,I'm a lesbian.""That's OK," says the other girl. "I'll be Frank tomorrow night, I'm a lesbian too."</blockquote>

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