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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4196743" data-attributes="member: 14320">Shagging His Best Friends WifeOne day while at his best friend, Jim's house, Norris decides that hedesperately needed a shag.Jim,I know I can ask you this because we are such good mates and all.I need a shag, can I shag your wife "please?", said Norris.Jim thinks about it for a while and finally says, "Because we are suchgood friends, Norris, yes you can. But be warned, do NOT go down on her.Understand?".Norris nods and heads upstairs to where Jim's wife is tucked up inbed. He quickly went to work, but he was over come with an incredible suddenurge to go down on her. But he remembered what Jim had said and restrainedhimself.After finishing he went downstairs and watched a little more TV. Anhour or so later, Norris said."Jim? Can I shag her again please?. To which Jim replied "OK, butremember,don't go down on her!!!".Norris happily bounded up the stairs and into the bedroom pounced onJim's wife and was about to start shagging her when he decided he HAD to godown on her, he couldn't help himself.Meanwhile, Jim sat happily watching the TV heard Norris being sickupstairs followed by him running down the stairs looking decidedly ill."What's wrong Norris?"."I'm sorry Jim, I know you told me not to, but I couldn't helpmyself...""You went down on her didn't you Norris!!!!" said Jim lookinghorrified. "I got a mouth full of rice!!!" said Norris disgusted!"That wasn't rice Norris, she's been dead three weeks!!"@@@ Two morticians are sitting around at the end of the day:"Did you see that cute redhead they brought in yesterday?""Yeah, she was really something!""Did you see the clit on that girl?""Yeah, it was like a pickle!""Well, it wasn't that big . . .""No, but it was that sour!"</blockquote>

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