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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4196060" data-attributes="member: 14320">"I Can't Speak"Morris walks into Dr. Cohen's office and places a note on the tablein front of the Doctor. The note says, " I can't speak, please helpme! "The Doctor thinks for a while and says to Morris, " Put your penis onthe table here. "Morris thinks this is a bit weird, but Cohen is a famous specialist,so he does what the Doctor told him.The Doctor takes a big rubber mallet and hits Morris's penis as hardas he can. The man cries in great agony...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......and the Doctor says, " Good, come again tomorrow and we'll learn B."@@@ Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?A: You push it to the side before you start eating.What drives a lesbian up the wall?A crack in the ceiling. Why do we have orgasms?How else would we know when to stop?Can you use indefinitely in a sentence?When your balls are slapping up against her ass,you're in...definitely!Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?To avoid the draft.Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for twohours?Because the can said "concentrate" on it.Q: What is the definition of "making love"?A: Something a woman does while a guy is humping her.A guy goes to visit a newly divorced friend. He says, "Why isthere a tampon on top of your TV?"His friend says, "It's there to remind me of the cunt who tookmy VCR."Q. What's worse than lobsters on your piano?A. Crabs on your organ.Q. How do you make a hormone?A. Don't pay her.Q. What is organic dental floss?A. Pubic hair.Q. What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?A. Gladiator! (Glad he ate her)</blockquote>

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