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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4190552" data-attributes="member: 14320">Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk*Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk:a) Innovativeb) Preliminaryc) Proliferationd) CinnamonThings that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:a) Specificityb) British Constitutionc) Passive-aggressive disorderd) TransubstantiateThings that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.b) Nope, no more booze for me.c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.d) No kebab for me, thank you.e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?f) I'm not interested in fighting you.g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have noco-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. j)Imust be going home now as I have work in the morning.____________ _________ _______There was a young fellow named Keith,who liked to be fondled beneath.When she used her lips,He wiggled his hips,But not when the bitch used her teeth.____________ _________ _______Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel.They ask who it is. "The blind man" a voice replies.The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind. He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice tits ! Where do you want me to install these blinds ?"</blockquote>

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