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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4187944" data-attributes="member: 14320">Little Johnny And Little TommyLittle Johnny and Little Tommy went over to Little Johnny's house toplay. Little Johnny's mother overheard them playing in his big sister'sroom."Little Johnny, I've looked and looked but I don't see any tigers,clowns or elephants," Little Tommy complained.Little Johnny asked him what he meant, and he explained, "I overheardsome high school boys say your sister was a three-ring circus."Little Johnny's mother smiled at the innocence of the boys, until sheheard Little Johnny's explanation:"Oh that, that just means that on the first date she'll suck your cock,on the second date she'll fuck you, and on the third date she'll let youfuck her up the ass!"~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~A blonde and her boyfriend were setting at home one night and becamebored."Hey, let's play a game" she said."What game?" was his bored reply."Let's play hide'n'seek. I'll give you a blow-job if you can find me,"replied the blonde."What if I can't find you?" he answered, still bored."I'll be behind the piano," she said.~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~A Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AAbatteries. The clerk gestures with his fingers and says, "Come thisway," and heads towards the back of the store."If I could come that way," she tells the retreating clerk, "I wouldn'tneed the batteries."~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~Q: What's a real mate?A: Someone who'll go into town, get two head jobs and gives you one….when he returns.Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.Q: Why do ballerinas wear tights?A: So when they do the splits they don't stick to the ground.Q: What do eating pussy and the Mafia have in common?</blockquote>

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