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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4186681" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Men's Department</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A man was shopping in the men's department at Blooming-</p><p>dale's when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman</p><p>behind the sales counter.</p><p></p><p>He went up to her and said, "Good morning, madam."</p><p></p><p>She smiled pleasantly and asked, "And what would you</p><p>like?"</p><p></p><p>"What would I like? I'd like to wrap my arms around you</p><p>and squeeze you tight. Then run my hand up and down your</p><p>bottom and squeeze that. Then run my hands along your</p><p>inner thighs, up underneath your dress. When I get to</p><p>your sweet womanhood, I'd like to rub that while simultaneously unbuttoning your blouse with my teeth. And then</p><p>I'd like to suck on your beautiful tits and bite your</p><p>nipples lightly... But what I came to buy is a new tie."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=========</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A man goes to his dentist for a regular check-up. After</p><p>the dentist has had a short look at the man's mouth he</p><p>says, "So...been licking your wife recently?"</p><p></p><p>The poor man looks up in horror and replies, "Uhhh ...</p><p>Yeah ...uhhh...why? ...Do I have pubes between my teeth?"</p><p></p><p>Whereupon the dentist replies, "Nope ...you've got shit</p><p>in your nostrils!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">======</span></strong></p><p></p><p>At the YMCA one day, a really fat man called Auschef got out of the</p><p>shower</p><p>and Thorn saw him.</p><p>Thorn said, "I don't mean to be rude, but you are FAT!"</p><p>Auschef said, "Yeah, I know I'm really big."</p><p>Thorn asked, "Man, how long's it been since you've seen your dick?"</p><p>Auschef says, "LONG time, Man."</p><p>Thorn asks, "Well, why don't you diet?"</p><p>Auschef asks, "WHY? What color is it now?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4186681, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Men's Department[/COLOR][/B] A man was shopping in the men's department at Blooming- dale's when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman behind the sales counter. He went up to her and said, "Good morning, madam." She smiled pleasantly and asked, "And what would you like?" "What would I like? I'd like to wrap my arms around you and squeeze you tight. Then run my hand up and down your bottom and squeeze that. Then run my hands along your inner thighs, up underneath your dress. When I get to your sweet womanhood, I'd like to rub that while simultaneously unbuttoning your blouse with my teeth. And then I'd like to suck on your beautiful tits and bite your nipples lightly... But what I came to buy is a new tie." [B][COLOR="Red"]=========[/COLOR][/B] A man goes to his dentist for a regular check-up. After the dentist has had a short look at the man's mouth he says, "So...been licking your wife recently?" The poor man looks up in horror and replies, "Uhhh ... Yeah ...uhhh...why? ...Do I have pubes between my teeth?" Whereupon the dentist replies, "Nope ...you've got shit in your nostrils!" [B][COLOR="Red"]======[/COLOR][/B] At the YMCA one day, a really fat man called Auschef got out of the shower and Thorn saw him. Thorn said, "I don't mean to be rude, but you are FAT!" Auschef said, "Yeah, I know I'm really big." Thorn asked, "Man, how long's it been since you've seen your dick?" Auschef says, "LONG time, Man." Thorn asks, "Well, why don't you diet?" Auschef asks, "WHY? What color is it now?" [/QUOTE]
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