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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4184486" data-attributes="member: 14320">A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are riding in an elevatorfrom the 14th floor to the lobby. The redhead notices a spoton the elevator wall and says, "That looks like a cum stain."The brunette leans over and smells the stain. "Smells like acum stain," she says. The blonde leans over and tastes the spot,then says, "Well, it's nobody from this building."oooooThis bloke walks into an outback bar with a big crocodile and sets it on the bar.He asks the barkeep for a beer, and opens the crocks mouth, sticks his cock inits mouth and drinks his beer. The bartender is amazed. The bloke pulls his cockout, and asks the bartender, "Do you want to try it?""No," says the bartender, "I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long." _____I like keeping an eye on the clockWhile jerking my load in a sock.But my dear darling wifeCould save me this strifeIf only she'd suck on my cock._____Mary had a little shockFor the men who wanted her fanny.She made them grope her throbbing cock,'cuz Mary was a trannie._____The cunt is a hole that never heals.The more you rub it the better it feels,And all the soap from here to hellCan never get rid of that fuckin' smell._____Sing a song of syphilis, a fanny full of crabs,Four and twenty blackheads, twice as many scabs.When the heads popped open,The crabs began to sing,Wasn't that a filthy cunt to put your penis in!_____I once knew this bloke from Cape HornWho wished he had never been born.And he wouldn't have beenIf his Father had seenThat the end of the rubber was torn._____ She demanded I gave her affection,Then opened her thighs for inspection.I found her quite niceTil I noticed the liceAnd immediately lost my erection.</blockquote>

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