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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4183825" data-attributes="member: 14320">On The TrainA beautiful woman is sitting on a train with an empty seat next to her. Acowboy dressed in a Stetson hat and fancy boots saunters over and says,"Pardon me, ma'am, do you mind if I sithere?"The woman looks up at him and says, "I most certainly do! Cowboys aredisgusting! I hate cowboys! Cowboys are mean, crude, vile, and uncouth!I'll tell you something else I know about cowboys. Cowboys will screw*anything!* Cowboys will screw sheep, they'll screw cattle, they'll screwdogs, they'll screw lizards, they'll screw chickens-"Suddenly the incredulous cowboy asks,"*Chickens?!*";;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;What should you do if you arrive home and find your wife in bedwith another man?-Make sure his guide dog hasn't shit on the bedroom floor!Why shouldn't you have sex with your wife in the morning?-Because you've got all day to find something better!How does a woman know when a man fakes an orgasm?-She ends up swimming in a sea of piss!How do you tell if you've had a really good night of oral sex?-You wake up with a lump in your throat and a string hanging outof your mouth.How can you tell if a pussy really stinks?-A fly lands on it and throws up.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;The bloke asked his date, "What do you think of anal sex?""Ugh," the girl exclaimed. "I couldn't let anyone stick their prickup my back passage unless I was totally drunk.""The whiskey's in the top left cabinet," the bloke said.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;Two faggots are living together. Bruce goes out to work while Cyrilstays at home everyday to do the housework. One day Bruce comeshome and finds Cyril with his bum in the fridge. "What are you doing Cyril?"he asks, to which the Cyril replies, "Oh Bruce, I thought you might like somethingnice and cool to slip into when you came home."</blockquote>

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