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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4182022" data-attributes="member: 14320">Rubber DuckyOne day there was a little girl and it was her birthday, but her parents had to go out for the night so they hired a babysitter and told him to let the girl do whatever she wanted to do because it was her birthday.So when the parents left, the little girl was playing and the babysitter got tired so he said "I'm going to take a shower and the little girl said "Oh, can I take a shower with you?" and the babysitter said " Uh, O.K. Just don't look down."When they were taking a shower the little girl dropped the shampoo and when she picked it up she saw his dick and said "What's that?"The guy said "Um, it's a rubber ducky" and the girl says "O.K."Then the babysitter said "I'm tired I'm going to go to sleep." and the girl says "Can I go to sleep with you?" and the guy says "Um, O.K. Just don't look under the covers."So when they're in the bed there's a thunderstorm and the girl gets scared and hides under the covers. Then she looks at the guys dick and says "Can I play with your rubber ducky because I'm scared" and the guy says " Uh, O.K." and he falls asleep.The next morning he looks at the bed and he sees the there is blood all over the place and he asks the little girl "What Happened" and the little girl says"The rubber ducky spit at me so I chopped it's head off." ------------What's the difference between erotic and kinky?Erotic = using a featherKinky = using the whole chickenWhy are men like cars?Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.What's slimy cold long and smells like porkKermit the frogs fingerQ. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?A. Fur traders.Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?A. A cherry float.Q. What’s better than a rose on your piano?A. Tulips on your organ.</blockquote>

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