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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4181148" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>I just realized that I've been married over 25 years</p><p>and my wife has never had laryngitis. What a rip-off.</p><p></p><p>Bumper sticker seen on the back of a car:</p><p>"I wish my wife was this dirty!"</p><p>A man complained about having had two unhappy marriages.</p><p>His first wife divorced him and his second wife wouldn't.</p><p></p><p>Definition of The Perfect Husband:</p><p>A guy who makes his wife's panties wet... doing the laundry</p><p>every week.</p><p></p><p>The young wife hasn't spoken to her husband since the baby</p><p>was born, all because of a little misunderstanding...</p><p>She called him at work and said her water had broken, and he</p><p>called the plumber.</p><p></p><p>Q: What happens when a whore's house catches fire?</p><p>A: Some come out running and some run out coming!</p><p></p><p>Q. How do you know when you're living in a really bad neighborhood?</p><p>A. The church has a bouncer.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you get when you breed a cat with a rabbit?</p><p>A: A pussy hare.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do terrorists and Hiroshima have in common?</p><p>A: Nothing, yet.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common?</p><p>A: They're both filled with stiffs, only one's coming and one's going!</p><p></p><p>"Your momma's so fat when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease</p><p>the doctor gave her 13 years to live."</p><p></p><p>What do you call a beetle's pet rabbit?</p><p>A bug's bunny.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4181148, member: 14320"] I just realized that I've been married over 25 years and my wife has never had laryngitis. What a rip-off. Bumper sticker seen on the back of a car: "I wish my wife was this dirty!" A man complained about having had two unhappy marriages. His first wife divorced him and his second wife wouldn't. Definition of The Perfect Husband: A guy who makes his wife's panties wet... doing the laundry every week. The young wife hasn't spoken to her husband since the baby was born, all because of a little misunderstanding... She called him at work and said her water had broken, and he called the plumber. Q: What happens when a whore's house catches fire? A: Some come out running and some run out coming! Q. How do you know when you're living in a really bad neighborhood? A. The church has a bouncer. Q: What do you get when you breed a cat with a rabbit? A: A pussy hare. Q: What do terrorists and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing, yet. Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A: They're both filled with stiffs, only one's coming and one's going! "Your momma's so fat when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live." What do you call a beetle's pet rabbit? A bug's bunny. [/QUOTE]
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