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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4177091" data-attributes="member: 14320"> "FUCK! What A Driver!"A guy gets on a bus and sits in the front seat. He spits on the floorand says, "FUCK! What a driver!" After he does this a few times, thedriver orders him off the bus.Another guy gets off at the same time. The guy spits on the sidewalk andsays, "FUCK! What a driver!"The second guy says, "I didn't think that guy was a bad driver. What'syour problem with him?"He says, "I wasn't talking about the bus driver. When I was walking tothe bus stop I saw a really ugly fat broad trying to park a pink 1979Cadillac Eldorado convertible in a space that was about a foot longerthan the car. I yelled at her 'Lady, if you can get that car into thatspace, I'll eat your snatch.' Ptui! Fuck! What a driver!";;;;;A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and got no response from his pilot. The blind guy then found the radio and started calling the tower. "Help! Help!" The tower came back and asked, "What's the problem?" The blind guy yelled, "Help me! I'm blind... the pilot is dead, and we're flying upside down!" The tower comes back and asked, "How do you know you're upside down?" "Because the shit is running down my back!";;;;;While Greeley was fucking Miss Klutz,She said as he plunged in his putz,"Do you love me dear Greeley?"He answered, "Not really,I just wanted to blow off my nuts"A destitute lady named LakerAccosted and fucked a lewd Quaker.When she asked him for bread,He smiled sagely and said,"If thee wisheth bread, fuck a baker."</blockquote>

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