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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4176034" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">X-Rated Bumper Stickers</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Constipated people don't give a sh*t.</p><p></p><p>Practice safe sex, go fu*k yourself.</p><p></p><p>If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.</p><p></p><p>Who lit the fuse on your tampon?</p><p></p><p>If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.</p><p></p><p>Please tell your pants its not polite to point.</p><p></p><p>If that phone was up your a$$, maybe you could drive a little better.</p><p></p><p>My kid got your honor roll student pregnant.</p><p></p><p>Thank you for pot smoking.</p><p></p><p>To all you virgins thanks for nothing.</p><p></p><p>If at first you don't succeed...blame someone else and seek counseling.</p><p></p><p>Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings".</p><p></p><p>If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.</p><p></p><p>Horn broken...watch for finger.</p><p></p><p>It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger.</p><p></p><p>If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my a$$.</p><p></p><p>Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole</p><p></p><p>DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.</p><p></p><p>Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.</p><p></p><p>And the #1 bumper sticker of the week....Honk If You Want To See My Finger</p><p></p><p>Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">&&&</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between light and hard?</p><p>A: You can go to sleep with a light on.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between dark and hard?</p><p>A: It stays dark all night.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the definition of oral sex?</p><p>A. The taste of things to come.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4176034, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]X-Rated Bumper Stickers[/COLOR][/B] Constipated people don't give a sh*t. Practice safe sex, go fu*k yourself. If you drink don't park, accidents cause people. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut. Please tell your pants its not polite to point. If that phone was up your a$$, maybe you could drive a little better. My kid got your honor roll student pregnant. Thank you for pot smoking. To all you virgins thanks for nothing. If at first you don't succeed...blame someone else and seek counseling. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings". If you can read this, I've lost my trailer. Horn broken...watch for finger. It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger. If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my a$$. Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES. Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home. And the #1 bumper sticker of the week....Honk If You Want To See My Finger Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? [B][COLOR="Red"]&&&[/COLOR][/B] Q: What's the difference between light and hard? A: You can go to sleep with a light on. Q: What's the difference between dark and hard? A: It stays dark all night. Q. What's the definition of oral sex? A. The taste of things to come. [/QUOTE]
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