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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4174137" data-attributes="member: 14320"> Plastic SurgeryA man went to have plastic surgery on his penis. The surgeon examinedhim and asked, "What happened?""Well, doc, I live in a trailer park, and from where I live, I can seethis lovely chick next door. She's blonde and she's built like a brickhouse. She's so horny that every night, I see her take a hot dog from therefrigerator and stick it in a hole in the floor of her trailer. Thenshe gets down and masturbates herself on the hot dog.""And?" prompted the doctor."Well," said the man, "I felt this was a waste, so one day I got underher trailer and when she put the hot dog in the hole, I removed it andsubstituted my dick."It was a great idea and everything was going real good, too. Thensomeone knocked at her door, and she jumped off my hot dog and tried tokick it under the stove!"=====A woman goes to the gynecologist for the first time...she's lying on herback with her feet in the stirrups when the doctor comes in. He lifts upthe sheet and recoils in shock. "My goodness", he says, "You have a HUGEpussy!"She's upset, of course, and runs home in tears...Then she starts tothink - this guy would know, right? After all, he is a doctor. Now she'scurious, so she puts a mirror on the floor, strips from the waist down,and stands over the mirror so she can check it out. Just then herhusbandcomes home. "What the hell are you doing?" he asks. She's embarrassed tosay, so she sways her hips a little and says, "Oh, I'm just dancing..."He says "Better watch out... You'll fall in that big fucking hole in thefloor"=====Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?A: A woman that won't do what she's told.Q: What's the best thing about Alzheimer's Disease?A: You make new friends every day.Q: What's the difference between men and hogs?A: A hog won't spend 20 bucks on drinks just so he can fuck some pig.</blockquote>

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