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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4172345" data-attributes="member: 14320">Funny ShortiesAn LPN working at her nurse's station sees a doctor coming towards herfrom the other end of the corridor. As he gets closer she notices thatthere is something odd or different about the doctor. Finally when hereaches the nurse's station she realizes that there is somethingstrange on his ear. Out of curiosity she finally asks, "Doctor, Whatis that behind your ear?"He pulls it off, looks at it and responds, "Shit, it's a rectalthermometer, some asshole's got my pen."yyyyyHave you heard about the masochist who had to break a date becausehe was going to be tied up all night?As long as I have a face you'll always have a place to sit.Become an amateur gynecologist. Look up a friend today.Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly.What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?Beer nuts cost a buck fifty-nine. Deer nuts are under a buck.What's the definition of trust?Two cannibals giving each other a blow job.What is the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo?At a straight rodeo they yell "ride them suckers!"Why did God give women yeast infections?So they'd know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt.yyyyyThis woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining herhe says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill atooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, the pain is so awful I'd ratherhave a baby!"To which the dentist replies, "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair."yyyyyThe dumbest part of a mans body is his penis.....It hangs out with a couple of nuts,lives next door to an assholeand his best friend is a pussy!yyyyyA blonde at a party, was telling her friend that she'd gone off men forlife. "They lie, they cheat, and they're just no good," she moaned."From now on when I want sex, I'm going to use my tried and testedplastic companion," she said."What happens when the batteries run out?" asked her friend. "That'ssimple," replied the blonde. "I'll just fake an orgasm as usual!"yyyyyWhat's the worst thing a bride can say on her wedding night?"I'm glad I didn't throw my vibrator away."yyyyyOne night Scott was getting very drunk in a pub. He staggered back to take a piss, whipping his wanker out as he went in the door.However, he had wandered into the ladies room by mistake, surprising a woman sitting on the can."This is for ladies!" she screamed!!Scott waved his wanker at her and said, "So is this!"</blockquote>

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