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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4169899" data-attributes="member: 14320">Raunchy MiscellaneousA guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has anincredible set of jugs. He says, "Give me two pickets toTittsburgh...umm...I mean, two tickets to Pittsburgh."He's really embarrassed...The guy in line behind him says, "Relax, pal. We all make Freudian slipslike that. Just the other day at the breakfast table I meant to say tomy wife, 'Please pass the sugar', but I accidentally said, 'You fuckingbitch, you wrecked my life.'"^*^Two lawyers had been marooned on a dessert island for almost a yearafter their ship had sunk during a terrible storm. One day while walkingalong the beach, the two lawyers find a beautiful unconscious womanwashed up on the shore.The first lawyer asks the second lawyer, "Think we should fuck her?"And the second lawyer replies, "Outta what?"^*^A woman was on her way home from the market carrying a duck. A drunkstaggered up to her and said,"Hey! where'd ja get that pig?"The woman haughtily replied," You drunken ass, that's no pig -- it's aduck!"And the drunk said," Shut the fuck up, I was talking to the duck."^*^Mirror, mirror on the wallWho's the fairest of them all?The mirror answered with a gruntIt's sure not you, you ugly cunt^*^The teacher hears Johnny cussing, so she gets pissed off and goesbitching to Johnny's father. She comes to Johnny's house and noticesLittle Johnny fucking a goat in the yard.She walks in the house and screams to his father "Your son! Your son!He cussed in school and now, now he's being carnal with a goat in theyard!""Son of a bitch! Today is my turn!" shouted his father. ^*^Q. What do a condom and a woman have in common?A. They both spend too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your dick.Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.Q. WHY DID THE GAY GUY GIVE HIS LOVER A BLOWJOB AFTER SEX?A. HE WANTED TO HAVE HIS COCK AND EAT IT TO...Q. WHAT DOES EATING PUSSY AND BEING IN THE MAFIA HAVE IN COMMON?A. ONE SLIP OF THE TONGUE AND YOU'RE IN DEEP SHIT</blockquote>

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