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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4163889" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Naughty Shorties</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Women, eh! Boob jobs, nose jobs, teeth bleaching,</p><p>tummy tucks, lipo suction, colonic irrigation, botox,</p><p>pierced ears, nipples, bellys and clits, eyebrows</p><p>plucked, bikini wax, armpits shaved, lips tattooed,</p><p>legs waxed, diets, exercise and they STILL wont take</p><p>it up the ass because it "hurts."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">____________ _________ _________ ___</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p>There was a young fellow named Charteris</p><p>Put his hand where his young lady's garter is.</p><p>She said, "I don't mind,</p><p>And up higher you'll find</p><p>The place where my fucker and farter is."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">____________ _________ _________ ___</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There was a young girl named Sapphire,</p><p>Who succumbed to her lover's desire,</p><p>She said: "It's a sin,</p><p>But now that it's in,</p><p>Could you shove it a few inches higher?"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">____________ _________ _________ ___</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There was a young athlete named Grimmon,</p><p>Who developed a new way of swimmin'...</p><p>By a marvelous trick,</p><p>He would scull with his prick,</p><p>Which attracted loud cheers from the women.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">____________ _________ _________ ___</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q: How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower?</p><p>A: Give the bitch a shovel.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?</p><p>A: He thought it was a delivery service.</p><p>Q: What's the definition of gross?</p><p>A: Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue.</p><p>Q: What's even grosser than that?</p><p>A: When one of them throws up.</p><p></p><p>Constipation is the thief of time; diarrhea waits for no man.</p><p></p><p>Let's keep incest in the family.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">____________ _________ _________ ___</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't</p><p>believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and</p><p>your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour, When</p><p>you open the trunk, which one is really happy</p><p>to see you?</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">____________ _________ _________ ___</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There was a little girl who had a little curl</p><p>Right in the middle of her forehead.</p><p>When she was good, she was very, very good.</p><p>But when she was bad........</p><p>She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">____________ _________ _________ ___</span></strong></p><p></p><p>"I think I may be losing my mind!" The blonde </p><p>complained to her doctor. "I can't remember anything</p><p>five minutes after it happens!"</p><p>Her doctor answered her in his most comforting</p><p>tone, "Just take off all your clothes and lie down."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4163889, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Naughty Shorties[/COLOR][/B] Women, eh! Boob jobs, nose jobs, teeth bleaching, tummy tucks, lipo suction, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys and clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini wax, armpits shaved, lips tattooed, legs waxed, diets, exercise and they STILL wont take it up the ass because it "hurts." [B][COLOR="Red"]____________ _________ _________ ___ [/COLOR][/B] There was a young fellow named Charteris Put his hand where his young lady's garter is. She said, "I don't mind, And up higher you'll find The place where my fucker and farter is." [B][COLOR="Red"]____________ _________ _________ ___[/COLOR][/B] There was a young girl named Sapphire, Who succumbed to her lover's desire, She said: "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?" [B][COLOR="Red"]____________ _________ _________ ___[/COLOR][/B] There was a young athlete named Grimmon, Who developed a new way of swimmin'... By a marvelous trick, He would scull with his prick, Which attracted loud cheers from the women. [B][COLOR="Red"]____________ _________ _________ ___[/COLOR][/B] Q: How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower? A: Give the bitch a shovel. Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men? A: He thought it was a delivery service. Q: What's the definition of gross? A: Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue. Q: What's even grosser than that? A: When one of them throws up. Constipation is the thief of time; diarrhea waits for no man. Let's keep incest in the family. [B][COLOR="Red"]____________ _________ _________ ___[/COLOR][/B] A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour, When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you? [B][COLOR="Red"]____________ _________ _________ ___[/COLOR][/B] There was a little girl who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very, very good. But when she was bad........ She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car. [B][COLOR="Red"]____________ _________ _________ ___[/COLOR][/B] "I think I may be losing my mind!" The blonde complained to her doctor. "I can't remember anything five minutes after it happens!" Her doctor answered her in his most comforting tone, "Just take off all your clothes and lie down." [/QUOTE]
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