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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4161325" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Farts In The Classroom</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher</p><p>gets really upset and throws him out he goes and sits</p><p>outside the class and can't stop laughing.</p><p>The principle walks by and sees him sitting outside</p><p>laughing. He says, "Little Johnny what are you doing</p><p>sitting here laughing?"</p><p>Little Johnny says, "I farted in class and the teacher</p><p>threw me out"</p><p>The principle says, "Well then why are you laughing?"</p><p>Little Johnny says, "Cause the dumb idiots are sitting</p><p>in the class smelling my fart and they put me outside</p><p>in this beautiful weather"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">vvvvv</span></strong></p><p></p><p>An ode to the hole</p><p>That never heals.</p><p>The more you touch it</p><p>The better it feels.</p><p>You can rub it</p><p>And scrub it</p><p>And brush it like hell,</p><p>But you will never get rid</p><p>Of that fucking fish smell.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">vvvvv</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Why did God create yeast infections?</p><p>So women would know what it's like to live with an</p><p>irritating cunt once in a while too.</p><p></p><p>How does a lesbian hold her liquor? By the ears.</p><p></p><p>Alcohol Kills Slowly So What ? ~ Who's In A Hurry ?</p><p></p><p>What's the real meaning of the word lesbian??? </p><p>Just another woman trying to do a man's job.</p></blockquote><p></p>

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