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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4158681" data-attributes="member: 14320">Q: What is the strongest muscle?A: Tongue.... Because it can raise woman's hip with just one lick.Q: The 69 position is like driving in rush hour, the asshole is always in front of you!Q: Advantages of having an affair with a married woman.A: They give like hell. They do not yell. They do not tell. They do not swell and there are no wedding bells!Q: My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in Paradise. Why?A: Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY..... it is SHOWTIME!Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later.hhhhhA guy walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken. The hot nursegoes about taking the blood sample from his finger. After finishing,she looks around for a piece of cotton to wipe away the excess blood.She can't find one, so she looks innocently at the guy, takes his finger,and sucks it.The guy is so heated up he asks; "Do you think I could alsoget a urine test done?"hhhhhA guy rushes into the bar and tells the bartender, "The beers are on me!. My wife ran away with my best friend." The bartender smiles and asks, "That's a shame, how come you aren't unhappy?" "Why should I be unhappy?" replies the guy, "They saved me a fortune ...both of them are pregnant!"</blockquote>