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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4156613" data-attributes="member: 14320">Naughty ShortiesA man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting in the chair being examined,the dentist said to him,"Have you done oral sex lately?"The man replied, "Why yes, I did this morningactually. How could you tell?Did you find a pubic hair stuck in my tooth?"The dentist says, "No, not quite.You've got some shit on the end of your nose!"22222Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back?Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.Roses are red, lemons are sour, how many dicks yo mama suck in one hour?Roses are red, violets are yellow, that guy that just fucked Yo mama is a jolly good fellow.Roses are red, violets are blue, I gave your mom a dollar and she fucked me too!Roses are red, Yo mama's a witch, give her a quarter and she'll be your bitch.Violets are blue, roses are red, please tell Yo mama that she gives some good head.Roses are red, violets are gold, so get on your knees and do what you're told!Roses are red, violets are whack, damn Yo mama smells like ass crack.I don't mean to be mean, but Yo mama needs Listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.This is a fact, Yo mama's breath is wack, she needs a Tic, not a Tac, but the whole damn pack.22222A 15-year old boy was laying on a stretcher with his mother sitting next to him. The boy was coming down from "crank" (methamphetamine) that he had injected into his veins with needles he had been sharing with his friends. Concerned about this the doctor asked the boy if there was anything he might have been doing that put him at risk for AIDS. The boy thought for a while then said questioningly "I've been fucking the dog?"</blockquote>

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