Reply to thread

See what others are reading now! Try Forums > Current Activity

Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4152917" data-attributes="member: 14320">Denise's Grandma Denise was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a hotel, and Denise was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Denise's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear? "Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Denise told her grandmother that the policemen were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some."Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself," and she proceeded to the back of the line.A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age?How do you do it?"Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry."The policeman fainted.AN OLD GEEZERAn old geezer in an old people's home takes a fancy to a woman who isalso staying there. One day he plucks up the courage to go and talk toher and after a while he says he would like to make love to her. Sheagrees that when everybody else goes on a day trip they both stay behindat the home and get down to it.The old man goes to the woman's room and asks her how she likes to bemade love to. She tells him that she loves a man to go down on her andasks him if he would mind. He says he would love to do that for her andgoes for it.After about 30 seconds he comes back up and says that he is sorry but itjust smells too bad down there. She thinks for a minute and tells himthat it must be the arthritis. He looks and her confused and states thatsurely you can't get arthritis down there and even if you could itwouldn't cause that smell.She says "No it's the arthritis in my shoulder; I can't wipe my assproperly!"&&&We lay upon the grassy bank,my hands were all a quiver,I slowly undid her suspender beltand her leg fell in the river.</blockquote>

Verification

The Marketplace Latest

New original Defi Advance A1 NA package triple...
- Started by david tao
- Engine and Performance
original rare Rays Volk Racing CE28 16x7jj offset...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
Honda Jazz/Fit JSracing GTwing Spoiler
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Toyota Vios NCP93 front bonnet hood
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Honda civic fc varis spoiler
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
BMW F10 Msport front bumper set
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3/GTS front bonnet hood
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
BMW F10 vorsteiner rear bumper diffuser
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Mitsubishi Lancer Evo bodykit
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3 front skirt lip
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body

Posts refresh every 5 minutes

Another 800bhp BCNR33 on our streets?

From one of our local magazines...

A local Green BCNR33 with 800bhp.

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk320/leonardfoong/DSC01825.jpg
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk320/leonardfoong/DSC01826.jpg

Only...

WTB : Evo 8 MR Rims

Guys,

Please let me if anyone have for sale.

Me looking for a complete sets. Suppose it can fit Evo7 nicely, isn't?.

Pls pm me the photo and price as well.

TQ

Altezza spotted!!! Pictures pls

Anyone kind enough to post up some Altezza pictures? whether is own cars or others. Seeing that this particular hotshot toyota model is fast gaining momentum here.....

p.s remember to take out the license plates...