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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4151854" data-attributes="member: 14320"> The Dead FrogLittle Johnny walks into a whorehouse, holding a shoe box under his arm.He reaches up to the counter and rings the bell. Out comes the Madame.She looks down at Little Johnny and says to him, "Well, well, what canwe do for you little boy?"Yeah, I wanna fuck a bitch with aids," replies Little Johnny.The Madame is a little shocked. "Excuse me?" she asks."Open yer fuckin' ears, bitch! I wanna hooker with aids!" repeats LittleJohnny.She laughs at Little Johnny mockingly and says to him, "You do realizethat this kind of thing costs money, don't you?"She stops laughing when Little Johnny slams down three hundred dollarson the counter. "Money's not a problem lady," sneers Little Johnny."What do you want a girl with aids for?" the Madame asks.Little Johnny answers, "That ain't none of yer fuckin' business. Yougonna give me the bitch with aids or what?""Okay, little boy, you do seem quite serious. I'll go and get her. Bythe way, what's in the shoe box?"Little Johnny snaps back "That ain't none of yer business either."The Madame stares Little Johnny down and says, "Yes it is my business,because I have to look out for my girls. Tell me what's in that box orthe deal is off!"Little Johnny opens it and there's a dead frog inside. The Madame lookspuzzled, so Little Johnny explains it to her. "Okay, I fuck the bitchwith aids, then I get aids. I fuck my babysitter and she gets aids. Shefucks my dad and he gets aids. My dad fucks my mom and she gets aids. Mymom fucks the mailman and he gets aids and that's the motherfucker whostepped on my pet frog!"-----Little Johnny was only six years old when he tried to feel his sister'sfriend's pussy.She slapped him and said not to because it has teeth and will bite.As the years passed, and Little Johnny one day grew to become a man, hewas sitting in his car with his girlfriend, rubbing her thighs andsqueezing her tits, when she said, "Aren't you going to feel my pussy?"He said, "I can't, its got teeth!""Don't be a fool," she said, "Have a look if you don't believe me."So he thought about it, then took off her panties and spread her legs.He looked in and said, "I'm not surprised you haven't got any teeth withgums like that!"</blockquote>

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