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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4147457" data-attributes="member: 14320">Rules That Guys Wished Girls Knew1) If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.2) Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put it down.3) Don't cut your hair. Ever.4) Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he canfind the perfect present!5) If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer youdon't want to hear.6) Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.7) Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discusssuch topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and monster trucks.8) Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like everyother cat.9) Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.10) Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be.11) Shopping is not sport.12) Anything you wear is fine. Really.13) You have enough clothes.14) You have too many shoes.15) Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.16) Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot, and your dad'sway past idiot.17) Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.18) No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries ona calendar.19) Pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range.We're bound to miss sometimes.20) Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes - what makes you think we'd beany good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?21) Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.22) A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.23) Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.24) Foreign films are best left to foreigners.25) Check your oil.26) Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.27) Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.28) It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.29) Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. Allcomments become null and void after 7 days.30) If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us toact like soap opera guys.31) If something we said can be interpreted makes you sad and angry, wemeant the other one.32) Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how prettyyou are?33) Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.34) You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want itdone-but not both.35) Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say duringcommercials.36) Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.37) Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right tocomplain about having their boobs stared at.38) Consider golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.39) Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makesyou look jealous and petty, and it's certainly not going to deter us from readingthe magazines.40) The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two monthswe were going out.</blockquote>

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