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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4131577" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Confession</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A sixteen year old virgin girl goes to confession.</p><p></p><p>"Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday."</p><p></p><p>"Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??" the priest asked.</p><p></p><p>"Because, father, he touched me on my arm without permission"</p><p></p><p>"Do you mean like this??" He touches her arm.</p><p></p><p>"Yes father."</p><p></p><p>"That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch."</p><p></p><p>"But father he also touched my breasts."</p><p></p><p>"You mean like this??" He touches her breasts.</p><p></p><p>"Yes father."</p><p></p><p>"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."</p><p></p><p>"But father, he took off my clothes."</p><p></p><p>"Like this??" He takes off her clothes.</p><p></p><p>"Yes father."</p><p></p><p>"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."</p><p></p><p>"But father he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where."</p><p></p><p>"Like this??" He put his you-know-what in her you-know-where.</p><p></p><p>"Yes father," she says sometime later.</p><p></p><p>"But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."</p><p></p><p>"But father, he has Herpes."</p><p></p><p>"THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">&&&</span></strong> </p><p></p><p>Did you hear about the gay guy who wears a nicotine patch on his</p><p>penis?</p><p>He's down to about three butts a day!</p><p></p><p>SEX: The only activity where you start at the top and work your way</p><p>to the bottom, while getting a raise.</p><p></p><p>Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?</p><p>A: Cough, gag, choke, etc.</p><p></p><p>Q: What did One gay sperm say to another?</p><p>A: How do we find an egg in all of this shit?</p><p></p><p>Q. Why was the nearsighted fly starving?</p><p>A. He couldn't see shit.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4131577, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Confession[/COLOR][/B] A sixteen year old virgin girl goes to confession. "Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday." "Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??" the priest asked. "Because, father, he touched me on my arm without permission" "Do you mean like this??" He touches her arm. "Yes father." "That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch." "But father he also touched my breasts." "You mean like this??" He touches her breasts. "Yes father." "That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch." "But father, he took off my clothes." "Like this??" He takes off her clothes. "Yes father." "That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch." "But father he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where." "Like this??" He put his you-know-what in her you-know-where. "Yes father," she says sometime later. "But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch." "But father, he has Herpes." "THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!" [B][COLOR="Red"]&&&[/COLOR][/B] Did you hear about the gay guy who wears a nicotine patch on his penis? He's down to about three butts a day! SEX: The only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise. Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? A: Cough, gag, choke, etc. Q: What did One gay sperm say to another? A: How do we find an egg in all of this shit? Q. Why was the nearsighted fly starving? A. He couldn't see shit. [/QUOTE]
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