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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4124584" data-attributes="member: 14320">The WomanizerA notorious womanizer left a trail of broken hearts behind him,until he betrayed the wrong woman-- a practicing witch.The morning after she caught him with another girl,he awoke with an itchy bump in the middle of his forehead.He thought it was a pimple, but it continued to grow toridiculous proportions throughout the day.In a panic, he sought the advice of a physician who examinedthe man and ran tests on the strange tissue.By now the bump was three inches long, and starting to takean oddly familiar shape."What is this thing growing out of my head, Doctor?""We've run every test we know to confirm the findings,"he said gravely,"but they all tell us the same thing.The bump in your forehead is developing into a fully grown penis.""I can't believe this! Isn't there anything you can do?""I'm afraid not. Removing it would kill you.""I'll be a freak! No woman will come near me!""There's more," said the Doctor."You're going to experience vision problems.""Will I go blind, Doc?" said the man."No, you'll just have trouble seeing with testicleshanging in front of your eyes."&&&Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again ...ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long.In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard on."The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?""I couldn't even get on the fucking bed</blockquote>

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Hi guys,

As per above thread...Very rare limited edition Recaro seat. Reclinable with solid backing in silver color.

As new kept in Australia for a couple of years now just recently shipped back.:slug:

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